Arnold Schwarzenegger, Carl Weathers, Elpidia Carrillo, Kevin Peter Hall

sorry y’all… nostalgia had me thinking this was a scary movie

Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard, and Michael C. Williams

first of its kind… maybe don’t do it again

Marilyn Burns, Paul A Partain, Gunnar Hansen

THIS is your gore god?? THIS is your gore standard

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Anthony Hopkins, Jodie Foster, Scott Glenn, Ted Levine

anthony bourdain of human flesh consumption; NO RESERVATIONS

Sissy Spacek, Amy Irving, Nancy Allen, William Katt, John Travolta, and Piper Laurie

…they deserved it!